Emberlyn Slade
Your new favorite Twin Cities Mini
There’s something intoxicating about a quiet thrill... the kind that starts softly and builds through glances, wit, and a shared sense that something interesting is unfolding. That’s the space I live in.
I’m Ember. Petite, sharp-minded, and fully present. Warm, curious, and a little dangerous in the best way: sweet until I’m not, calm until the spark catches. I move quickly from thought to thought, love conversations that overlap, and tend to ask questions that nudge people out of their comfort zone. If you enjoy a little intellectual friction, we’ll get along beautifully.
Time with me feels alive. We might flirt through debate, laugh at something dark, or tumble into a conversation that suddenly feels intimate without trying. I value empathy, kindness, and open-mindedness — and give all three freely. Meet me there, and I’m very generous with my attention.
My favorite connections are effortless but charged. Oysters and a little buzz. A lazy morning tangled in sheets. Wandering a museum, lightly debating art, politics, or human nature before ducking into a quiet bar. I like chemistry that breathes: playful, curious, and mutual.
Outside of dates, I’m always exploring: the insides of whatever city I’m in, libraries with books that bend your brain, podcasts that spark ideas. Pilates, art classes, gardens, the spa, b/arcades, and the occasional conspiracy spiral just for fun. I like being outside when I can, especially near water — it does something to my brain in the best way (maybe because I’m a Leo ♌, water calms my fire).
This is my craft — creating moments that feel intimate, stimulating, and just unpredictable enough to stay with you. I’m quick to laugh, quick to think, and I like when things feel a little charged, not overly polite. If you’re looking for connection that’s intelligent, sensual, and alive with tension… you’re probably in the right place.
What about her?
Home Base
Minneapolis, MN, USA • MSP Airport ✈️
(Born & Raised Minnesotan)
Measurements & Style
Brunette with blue eyes
30 years old
5’2” • 105 lbs • Petite
29" Chest • 27" Waist • 34" Hips/Butt
Bra: 34A
Dress 00/24 • XS tops/bottoms
Heels 5.5 US • Sneakers/Boots 6 US
Birthstone: Ruby
Favorite Jewelry: Gold
Colors: Neutral tones + pink, blue, green, blood red
Indulgences
Champagne & oysters • Sushi • Mexican • Rare steak • Carbs & comfort food • Spa days & hot springs • Beaches, sunshine & warm escapes • Lazy mornings & late checkouts • Long, candlelit dinners • Fine wine & fresh flowers • Thoughtful gifts & good taste • Quiet luxury in soft details
Designer: Alexander McQueen • Chanel • Coach • Dior • Fendi • Givenchy • Jimmy Choo • Kate Spade • Moschino • Prada • Tom Ford • YSL Jewelry (Gold): Bulgari • Cartier • David Yurman Lingerie: Agent Provocateur • BlueBella • Fleur du Mal • Honey Birdette • Impudique
Passions
Collecting passport stamps & pretty moments • Tasting menus & impulsive detours • Spa days that melt time • Pilates & yoga (randomly have abs now) • Art, science, history & whatever’s hanging in the next museum • Browsing local shops • Ocean air & overgrown gardens • Psychology, space/time, and the beautiful chaos of being human • Finance, investing & a soft spot for BTC • Post-apocalyptic comfort films • Podcasts that spark ideas • Memoirs that feel like confessions • Arcade/Switch games - losing gracefully (most days)
Vibe
Leo ♌ • Sweet with a wicked streak • Loves sparkly & girly touches • Beginner plant mother 🌱 • 420 friendly
If you’ve made it this far, curiosity’s already won. I’m not for everyone... I’m for those who crave chemistry with depth, conversation with bite, softness with intention. Bring your opinions, appetite, and your best manners; I’ll take care of everything else.
Who is she?
My current schedule is listed below.
Minneapolis is home 🏡 with FMTY warmly welcomed.
Tours require advance booking and are confirmed 1.5-2 weeks prior at the latest. 💚
My days tend to unfold between Noon and Midnight.
Openings are limited and selectively offered.
Minneapolis, MN 🏡 June 23, 25 & 27
June 23 ◻ 12pm-4pm & 9pm-12am
June 25 • 8pm-12am
June 27 • 12pm-7pm
◻ +200 last minute fee
San Diego, CA 💚 June 29-July 1
June 29 • 8pm-12am
June 30 • 10am-1pm & 4pm-12am
July 1 • 10am-2pm & 8pm-12am
Minneapolis, MN 🏡 July 6-7
Duos available with: Stella Stone
Philadelphia, PA • July 9-12
July 9 • 8pm-12am
July 10 • 12pm-12am
July 11 • 12pm-12am
July 12 • 8pm-11am
Duos available with: Stella Stone & Maya Monet
Pittsburgh, PA • July 14-16
July 14 • 12pm-3pm & 8pm-12am
July 15 • 12pm-5pm
July 16 • 12pm-12am
Duos available with: Stella Stone
Minneapolis, MN 🏡 July 19-21
Duos available with: Aviva Ruse
Detroit, MI • July 23-24, maybe 25
Duos available with: Aviva Ruse
Birthday Break 🎂 July 25-August 2
Out of the Office
31 years old on July 28th 🎈
Click here to send me on my birthday trip
Minneapolis, MN 🏡 August 3-4 & 6-7
Boston, MA • August 9-13
TMTY within ~2H of Boston: 3H minimum & Hotel Outcall only *travel fees apply
Duos available with: Violet Rollergirl
Minneapolis, MN 🏡 August 16-18
Edinburgh, U.K. • August 21-27
2H Drinks + Fun • 1000€
3H Dinner Date • 1300€
4H Extended Dinner • 1500€
Dallas, TX • September
Not sure of dates, will likely be a Wednesday–Saturday visit ✨ Consider this your nudge to speak up while I'm planning!
Duos available with: Jasmine Love & Inés Moreau
Charlotte, NC • September
Naples/Fort Myers, FL • October
Knoxville, TN • October
Madison & Chicago • November
Sioux Falls & Fargo • November
Philadelphia, PA • December
Pittsburgh, PA • December
Suggestions for warmer locations • January
Where is she?
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