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Emberlyn Slade

Your new favorite Twin Cities mini

There’s something to be said about a quiet thrill; the kind that builds with a glance, a conversation, a shared moment that lingers.. that’s the space I live in.

I’m Ember. A little enigmatic, always thoughtful, and deeply present. Petite, but don’t let my size fool you. I’m full of warmth, curiosity, and contrast: soft and strong, light-hearted and sharp, sweet with a little wicked streak.

What draws people in? Maybe it’s the way I laugh at something dark. The way I listen like I’m collecting secrets. The way I ask questions no one else thinks to ask. I’m told I have a calming effect ~ but I also know how to stir things up when the moment’s right.

My favorite connections are the ones that feel unforced. Maybe we’re getting a little tipsy over oysters. Maybe it’s a lazy morning in bed, sunlight sneaking through the curtains. Maybe it’s a deep, meandering chat in a museum or a quiet corner of a cocktail bar. Whatever we do, I’ll make sure it feels good ~ for both of us.

Outside of dates, I’m always exploring: books, podcasts, pilates and art classes, gardens, arcades, late-night thoughts, the occasional conspiracy theory. I’m deeply curious, often giggling, and not above a spontaneous kitchen dance while I’m preparing dinner.

This is my art form; creating space for joy, intimacy, and a little bit of magic. If you’re looking for connection that’s sensual, smart, and just the right amount of unexpected… well, maybe you’ve found it.

Who is Emberlyn?

Quick Facts & Preferences

Measurements & Style
Brunette with blue eyes
30 years old
5’2” • 100 lbs • Petite
29–25–31 • 28C

Dress 00/24 • XXS/XS tops
Heels 5.5-6 US • Sneakers/Boots 6 US
Birthstone: Ruby

Favorite Jewelry: Gold
Colors: Neutral tones + pink, blue, green, blood red

Home Base
Minneapolis, MN, USA MSP Airport ✈️
(Born & Raised Minnesotan)

Indulgences
Champagne & oysters • Sushi • Mexican • Rare steak • Carbs & comfort food • Spa days & hot springs • Beaches, sunshine & warm escapes • Lazy mornings & late checkouts • Long, candlelit dinners • Fine wine & fresh flowers • Thoughtful gifts & good taste • Quiet luxury in soft details

Passions
Collecting passport stamps & pretty moments • Tasting menus & impulsive detours • Spa days that melt time • Pilates & yoga (randomly have abs now) • Art, history & whatever’s hanging in the next museum • Ocean air & overgrown gardens • Psychology, space/time, and the beautiful chaos of being human • Finance, investing & a soft spot for BTC • Post-apocalyptic comfort films • Podcasts that spark ideas • Memoirs that feel like confessions • Arcade/Switch games - losing gracefully (most days)

Vibe
Leo ♌ • Sweet with a wicked streak • Loves sparkly & girly touches • Beginner plant mother 🌱 • 420 friendly

If you’ve made it this far, we both know curiosity’s already won. I’m not for everyone... I’m for those who crave chemistry with depth, conversation with bite, softness with intention. Bring your appetite and your best manners; I’ll take care of everything else.

Tour Schedule (Click here to FMTY)

Chicago, IL - Westmont Incall • October 21–23 ✅

Omaha, NE • November 5–6 💞 Needs Interest by Oct 19 or will be cancelled/changed ~ FMTY avail

International Tour (TBD) • November 17–20 💞 Needs Interest by Oct 19 or will be cancelled/changed ~ FMTY avail

Philadelphia, PA - Downtown Incall • December 1–4 💛 Needs Interest by Nov 15

South Florida - West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers • December 11–18 💞 Needs Interest by Thanksgiving

Click here for my full, messy gallery. My latest uploads are on my Bluesky.

Rates - Minneapolis, MN, USA - Home + FMTY/DMTY Rates (Click here for Tour Rates)

1.5 hours — $1100 (First Date Minimum)
The sweet spot for new beginnings: time to relax, laugh, and let chemistry build.

3 hours — $1600
A favorite of mine ~ space for conversation, to build intimacy that lingers.

4 hours — $2000
The perfect dinner date. Banter across the table, stolen glances, and anticipation simmering.

6 hours — $2500
Dinner, a show, and the pleasure of watching the city ... and each other ... come alive.

8 hours — $3000
A full evening or day together. Museums, spas, rooftop drinks… indulgence woven with intimacy.

12 hours — $4000
A half-day immersion. Day into night, from whispered stories to tangled sheets. Connection, uninterrupted.

16 hours — $5200
An overnight escape (7PM–11AM). Start the day with kisses and coffee.

24 hours — $8000
A full day and night devoted entirely to us. Time slows, indulgence reigns, and the world falls away.

See you soon ~